Boy I tell you what! I been out a pocket fer a while, well, actually, I been in the hooscow. Me and this feller had a little disagree mint over jist how ugly he wuz, and, well, long story short, don’t never call a judge’s wife ugly. Even if she looks like that dog bounty hunter feller that catches them loosers what skipped bail. By the way, that dog feller really is ugly in person, and he don’t like to be told it neither.
Anywho, after I got out of the hospital and the penny ten jury, I had to lay low fer a while…bill collectors, bounty hunters, ex wives, and what not..so I ain’t been around fer a while. So first thang I do when I come out of the woods wuz git to a phone and call my old buddy BJ. Well sir, some little girl answered the phone and I said, “BJ?” and she said “who?” and I said, “BJ, you know that feller that’s been on the radio since Tickbucket wuz a puppy”. And she said, “Like, that guy has, like been gone for, like, for EV-ER!” Shoot! I got camo underwear older ‘n that young un!
So I ain’t seen hide ner hair of ole BJ in about 2 er 3 years. If any a ya’ll know where he is, let me know. Me and him got a lot of ketchin up to do.
